Nobody Ever Looked Up And Saw A

Methods Of Locomotion Have Improved Greatly In Recent Years, But Places To Go Remain About The Same.

A Woman's Hair Net Tangled In A Man's Spectacles On Top Of The Bedroom Dresser.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, But Take What They Can Get.

The Beggar Is The Only Person In The Universe Not Obliged To Study Appearance.

Poverty Must Have Many Satisfactions, Else There Would Not Be So Many Poor People.