Golf Is Not Sacred, And There Is

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I'd Pick More Daisies.

The Brighter You Are, The More You Have To Learn.

Moralizing And Morals Are Two Entirely Different Things And Are Always Found In Entirely Different People

Intellectuals Should Never Marry; They Won't Enjoy It; And Besides, They Should Not Reproduce Themselves.

A Humorist Is A Person Who Feels Bad, But Who Feels Good About It.