A Humorist Is A Person Who Feels

I Had, Out Of My Sixty Teachers, A Scant Half Dozen Who Couldn't Have Been Supplanted By Phonographs.

Babies Are A Great Way To Start People.

Interruptions Are The Spice Of Life.

Moralizing And Morals Are Two Entirely Different Things And Are Always Found In Entirely Different People

Some People Have Nothing But Experience.