I'd Love To Slit My Mother-in-law's Corsets

Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up And Fight.

It's A Good Thing That Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, Or I'd Be Rotten To The Core.

If Your Husband Wants To Lick The Beaters On The Mixer, Shut Them Off Before You Give Them To Him.

I Became A Stand-up Comedienne Because I Had A Sit-down Husband.

In Most States You Can Get A Driver's License When You're Sixteen Years Old, Which Made A Lot Of Sense To Me When I Was Sixteen Years Old But Now Seems Insane.