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I Love To Read. My Education Is Self-inflicted

[mrs. Teasdale]: He's Had A Change Of Heart. [groucho]: A Lot Of Good That'll Do Him. He's Still Got The Same Face.

That's Nothing - My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.

The Foods That Are Recommended Today Are As Palatable As A Steady Diet Of Wet Blotters.

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