I Went To A Massage Parlor, It

If Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, So Is Ugliness.

I Stuck My Head Out The Window And Got Arrested For Mooning.

She Was So Ugly That Her Face Could Stop A Sundial.

With Me, Nothing Goes Right. My Psychiatrist Said My Wife And I Should Have Sex Every Night. Now, We'll Never See Each Other!

Some Dog I Got Too. We Call Him Egypt. Because In Every Room He Leaves A Pyramid.