I Was Born In 1962, And The

Comedy - And I Say This With Humility - Comedy Needs Me.

I Told My Mother-in-law That My House Was Her House, And She Said, 'get The Hell Off My Property.'

People Say That Money Is Not The Key To Happiness, But I Always Figured If You Have Enough Money, You Can Have A Key Made.

Comedy Exists To Laugh At Things That Aren't Laughable. But Isn't It? That's What Separates Us From The Animals. We Laugh.

She's So Fat, She's My Two Best Friends.