I Told My Mother-in-law That My House

The First Rule Of Survival Is: Make Your Own Rules. The Hell Anyone Thinks About The Way You're Acting; Listen Only To Yourself.

I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny.

You're College Graduates Now, So Use Your Education. Remember: It's Not Who You Know, It's Whom.

In Life The Only Thing That You Can Expect Is The Unexpected; The Only Surprise Is A Day That Has None.

Mel Gibson's Father Doesn't Think There Was A Holocaust? Great. I Don't Think There's A Movie. We're Even.