I Was Getting Dressed And A Peeping

Age - It's The One Mountain You Can't Overcome.

The People Voting For The Oscars Are So Old. I Haven't Seen One Academy Award Voter With A Tampon In Her Purse.

I'm No Cook. When I Want Lemon On Chicken, I Spray It With Pledge.

That Girl Had A Great Way Of Making Friends, And Strangers, And Anyone Else Who Was Around.

Anyone That Says Looks Don't Count Is Lying. Of Course They Do. Even Babies Go To The Attractive Face. It's The Way Humans Work.