There's Always An Adjective Before My Name,

You Don’t Marry For Love. What Does Love Got To Do With Marriage? I Spit On Love And Marriage. You Marry For Money.

Bo Derek Turned Down The Role Of Helen Keller Because She Couldn't Remember The Lines.

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done.

Nothing Is Yours Permanently So You Better Enjoy It While It's Happening.

My Obstetrician Was So Dumb That When I Gave Birth He Forgot To Cut The Cord. For A Year That Kid Followed Me Everywhere. It Was Like Having A Dog On A Leash.