She's So Fat, She's My Two Best

I Love The Way My Life Has Fallen Into Place.

They Almost Had To Cancel The Oscars Tonight Because All Of The Designers And Stylists Are Still In Line In San Francisco Trying To Marry One Another.

If I Found Yoko Ono Floating In My Pool, I'd Punish My Dog.

But You Do Have To Learn, If You Want To Be A Satirist, You Can't Be Part Of The Party. Meaning, You Can't Go Horseback Riding With Jackie O In Central Park If You're Going To Make A Joke About Her That Night.

All My Friends Are Dying. That's Why I Always Wear Black.