She's So Fat, She's My Two Best

Women Should Look Good. Work On Yourselves. Education? I Spit On Education. No Man Is Ever Going To Put His Hand Up Your Dress Looking For A Library Card.

My Body Is Dropping So Fast, My Gynecologist Wears A Hard Hat.

Moving On Is A Gift You Give Yourself.

I Am Not Lucky. I Am The Type Who Would Go To Lourdes And Drown In The Waters.

Everyone Takes Fashion So Seriously! It's Fashion - Enjoy It!