She's So Fat, She's My Two Best

People Say That Money Is Not The Key To Happiness, But I Always Figured If You Have Enough Money, You Can Have A Key Made.

Comedy Is Truth. We Should Not Apologize For It.

I Lived To Be On Stage, And I'm Terrified. Terrified Before Every Show.

If You Can't Make Fun Of Yourself, You Don't Have Any Right To Make Fun Of Others

I Was Dating A Transvestite, And My Mother Said, "marry Him, You'll Double Your Wardrobe."