She's So Fat, She's My Two Best

I Now Consider It A Good Day When I Don't Step On My Boobs.

Just Remember: Surviving Is The Best Revenge, No Matter What The Disaster Has Been.

Emotional Troubles Are Like Landfill. Get Them Outside, And The Air Disintegrates Them.

I Knew I Was An Unwanted Baby When I Saw That My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.

I Said To My Husband, 'my Boobs Have Gone, My Stomach's Gone, Say Something Nice About My Legs.' He Said, 'blue Goes With Everything.'