Comedy Is Truth. We Should Not Apologize

My Mother Told Me 'man On Top, Woman Underneath.' For Years My Husband & I Slept In Bunk Beds.

When You Can Laugh At Yourself No One Can Ever Make A Fool Of You.

Boy George Is All England Needs. Another Queen Who Can't Dress.

I Started My Career In A Town So Small The Local Clinic Was Called Fred's Hospital And Grill.

I Was So Ugly That My Parents Sent My Picture To 'ripley's Believe It Or Not' - They Sent It Back And Said, "we Don't Believe It."