Comedy Is Truth. We Should Not Apologize

"i Wouldn't Go Over Here To Lisa Rinna And I Would Say 'are Those Breasts Real, Are You Wearing Underwear?'"

She's So Pure, Moses Couldn't Even Part Her Knees.

Life Is Hard. And We Better Laugh At Everything, Otherwise We're Going Down The Tube.

My Sex Life Has Gone From Bad To Pathetic. My G Spot Stands For Godforsaken.

The Last Time I Appeared In Las Vegas, They Were Wearing Hoop Skirts And Davy Crockett Hats, ... But They Say 'what Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas.' And As Far As Fashion Is Concerned, That's A Good Thing.