I Was Dating A Transvestite, And My

Diets, Like Clothes, Should Be Tailored To You.

When My Husband Edgar And I Were Courting, He Said He Couldn't Wait To Have A Baby. It Was Only After We Were Married That He Changed His Mind And Decided That I Should Have The Baby.

I Don't Think I'm Good In Bed. My Husband Never Said Anything, But After We Made Love He'd Take A Piece Of Chalk And Outline My Body.

Anyone That Says Looks Don't Count Is Lying.

I Wish I Could Tell You It Gets Better. It Doesn't Get Better. You Get Better.