I Walked In On My Wife And

I Told My Dentist I Want A Tooth To Match The Others. He Gave My One With Four Cavities.

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!

Getting Older Is Tough. I Remember The Last Time I Felt An Erection. It Was At The Movies. The Only Trouble Is, It Belonged To The Guy Sitting Next To Me.

I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody Else?' She Said, 'there Must Be.'

My Uncle's Dying Wish - He Wanted Me On His Lap. He Was In The Electric Chair.