I Used To Go Out With Actresses

I Made The Mistake Early In My Career, When I Moved To Hollywood, Of Being Attracted To Actresses. I Used To Go Out Exclusively With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

Nixon's The Kind Of Guy That If You Were Drowning Fifty Feet Off Shore, He'd Throw You A Thirty Foot Rope. Then Kissinger Would Go On Tv The Next Night And Say That The President Had Met You More Than Half-way.

When Obama Ran, He Said, We Can Change The World! The World: Can You Change It Back?!

I Used To Go Out With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

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