I Prefer Offenbach To Bach Often.

The Trouble With Women In An Orchestra Is That If They're Attractive It Will Upset My Players And If They're Not It Will Upset Me.

Movie Music Is Noise. It's Even More Painful Than My Sciatica.

There Are Two Golden Rules For An Orchestra: Start Together And Finish Together. The Public Doesn't Give A Damn What Goes On In Between.

What Can You Do With It? It's Like A Lot Of Yaks Jumping About.

No Operatic Star Has Yet Died Soon Enough For Me.