I Prefer Offenbach To Bach Often.

In The First Movement Alone, I Took Note Of Six Pregnancies And At Least Four Miscarriages.

The Trouble With Women In An Orchestra Is That If They're Attractive It Will Upset My Players And If They're Not It Will Upset Me.

Beethoven's Last Quartets Were Written By A Deaf Man And Should Only Be Listened To By A Deaf Man.

"have You Heard Any Stockhausen?" Beecham Was Asked. "no, But I Believe I Have Stepped In Some."

A Musicologist Is A Man Who Can Read Music But Cannot Hear It.