I Prefer Offenbach To Bach Often.

If She Is Attractive, I Can't Perform With Her; If She Is Not, Then I Won't.

Great Music Is That Which Penetrates The Ear With Facility And Leaves The Memory With Difficulty. Magical Music Never Leaves The Memory.

Movie Music Is Noise. It's Even More Painful Than My Sciatica.

It Is Quite Untrue That British People Don't Appreciate Music. They May Not Understand It But They Absolutely Love The Noise It Makes.

There Are No Woman Composers, Never Have Been And Possibly Never Will Be.