"have You Heard Any Stockhausen?" Beecham Was

Movie Music Is Noise. It's Even More Painful Than My Sciatica.

The Trouble With Women In An Orchestra Is That If They're Attractive It Will Upset My Players And If They're Not It Will Upset Me.

The Sound Of The Harpsichord Resembles That Of A Bird-cage Played With Toasting-forks.

If She Is Attractive, I Can't Perform With Her; If She Is Not, Then I Won't.

I Find Brass Bands Have A Melancholy Sound. All Right Out Of Doors, Of Course - Fifty Miles Away. Like Bagpipes, They Turn What Had Been A Dream Into A Public Nuisance.