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Did You See The Statue Topple? Bill Clinton Got Nostalgic Seeing Something That Big In A Beret Go Down.

Declassified Papers Report That John Kennedy Was Taking Eight Different Medications A Day. He Was So Wasted, His Secret Service Code Name Was Ted Kennedy.

Larry Flynt, Running For Governor Of California. His Goal - Change Our State Bird To The Spread Eagle.

President Bush Is Trying To Put A Positive Spin On The Latest Bad Economic Numbers. Today He Declared Victory In The 'war On Jobs.'

Or As Hockey Player Sergei Fedorov Knows It, 'the Day I Can Legally Start Telling Everyone I Am Sleeping With Anna Kournikova.'