I Have A Wonderful Respect For Old

Apparently, Six Women Claim That Arnold Schwarzenegger Groped Them While Working On His Movies. Hats Off To These Women Who Admit They Worked On Arnold's Movies.

I Enjoyed Retirement The Right Way Linguine Con Vongole, Red Wine And Plenty Of Truffle Cheese.

President Bush Announced A Billion Dollar Mission To The Moon And Mars. He Came Up With A Snappy New Slogan - To Drill Where No Man Has Drilled Before.

Ironically, The Possibility That The President Dodged His Military Service Has Increased His Approval Ratings With Democrats By 80 Percent.

Saddam Hussein Is About To Face Trial And George Bush Wants To Execute Him. Not Because Of The War Crimes, But Because Saddam Is Beating Him In The Polls.