I Learned About Sex The Hard Way...

I Have A Lot More Things To Talk About Now Because I'm An Adult.

I Never Cheated On My Wife. I Took Seriously Those Vows Of Celibacy.

Back In High School, My Buddies Tried To Put The Make On Anything That Moved. I Told Them, Why Limit Yourselves?

I Don't Know If I Have Sexual Magnetism Or Animal Magnetism, Though Sometimes I'll Find A Squirrel Stuck To My Forehead.

When I Was 10, I Beat Up The School Bully. His Arms Were In Casts. That's What Gave Me The Courage.