I Learned About Sex The Hard Way...

All The Nations Of The Earth Must Learn To Live Together In Peace. Why Be Prejudiced Against Anyone Because Of Their Race, Nationality, Or Creed? When There's So Many Real Reasons To Hate Others.

For Some Reason, Religious Jokes Seem As Trivial As Jokes About Food Or Driving.

Computers Aren't Intelligent, They Only Think They Are.

I Find You Can Often Find Humor Just By Turning Something Upside-down. Like A... Small Child.

The Way I Understand It, The Russians Are Sort Of A Combination Of Evil And Incompetence... Sort Of Like The Post Office With Tanks.