I Learned About Sex The Hard Way...

My Sister Just Had A Baby. We Can Have Company Over. She'll Be In Front Of Everyone With Her Um... Breast... Out Feeding It. You Know... Cereal Or Whatever.

Always Remember The Last Words Of My Grandfather, Who Said: 'a Truck!'

I've Always Thought The Best Way To Teach A Kid Not To Be Scared Of The Dark Is To Fill His Daylight Hours With As Much Horror As Possible.

I'll Do Anything For My Wife, It's Turning Out.

I Was Sleeping The Other Night, Alone, Thanks To The Exterminator.