I Don't Generally Like Running. I Believe

My Feet Ain't Got Nothing To Do With My Nickname, But When Folks Get It In Their Heads That A Feller's Got Big Feet, Soon The Feet Start Looking Big.

No Man Can Avoid Being Born Average, But No Man Has To Stay Average.

One Time I Snuck A Ball On With Me And When I Went To Winding Up, I Threw One Of Them Balls To First And One To Second. I Was So Smooth I Picked Off Both Runners And Fanned The Batter Without That Ump Or The Other Team Even Knowing It.

Sometimes I Sit And Think And Other Times I Just Sit.

If A Man Can Beat You, Walk Him.