My Pitching Philosophy Is Simple - Keep

No Man Can Avoid Being Born Average, But No Man Has To Stay Average.

I've Said It Once And I'll Say It A A Hundred Times, I'm Forty-four Years Old.

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

My Feet Ain't Got Nothing To Do With My Nickname, But When Folks Get It In Their Heads That A Feller's Got Big Feet, Soon The Feet Start Looking Big.

Throw High Risers At The Chin; Throw Peas At The Knees; Throw It Here When They're Lookin' There; Throw It There When They're Lookin' Here.