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Don't Pray When It Rains If You Don't Pray When The Sun Shines.

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

What's Scary In Life Is Not What People Know (or Don't Know), But What They Know That Ain't So.

If You Tell A Lie, Always Rehearse It. If It Don't Sound Good To You, It Won't Sound Good To Anybody.

I Don't Generally Like Running. I Believe In Training By Rising Gently Up And Down From The Bench.