I Do A Lot Of Family Shows.

They Say You Only Go Around Once, But With A Muscle Car You Can Go Around Two Or Three Times.

Anytime You Work With Animals, You Begin To See More Humanity In Them.

Women Are Brilliant. Every Woman Knows How To Do The Weirdest Thing Right Out Of The Bucket. Every Woman Knows How To Do That Hindu Head Wrap With The Towel Out Of The Shower. A Typhoon Couldn't Blow That Thing Off Their Heads. Ever Try To Do That? You Look Like A Drunk Iraqi Soldier.

I'm Sad For Adults Who Want To Be Children. And Children Who Want To Be Adults.

Never Comment On A Woman's Rear End. Never Use The Words 'large' Or 'size' With 'rear End'. Never. Avoid The Area Altogether. Trust Me.