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My Mom Said The Only Reason Men Are Alive Is For Lawn Care And Vehicle Maintenance.
-Tim Allen
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My Mom Said The Only Reason Men
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My Mom Said The Only Reason Men Are Alive Is For Lawn Care And Vehicle Maintenance.
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