Never Comment On A Woman's Rear End.

If You Don't Decide Where You're Going, Life Will Decide For You.

I've Gotten So Far Past The Android And Iphones That I'm Back To A Flip-phone. It's Funny, You Can Buy Antique Flip-phones Online. A Lot Of Us Collect Them. Clearly, They're Considered Antiques.

Boys Can Be Disgusting. You Can't Leave Us Alone For Any Length Of Time Because We Will Burn Something, Blow Something Up Or Paint Something. We're Just Obnoxious.

I'm One Of These Guys That Just Spoils The Environment. I Like Atvs And Snowmobiles. I Have A Motorcycle Up There, And I Like Cruising Through The Hills.

I Have Way Too Many Commitments. I Get Pulled In Too Many Directions And I Never Seem To Be Able To Satisfy Anybody. People Get Turned On By Knowing A Celebrity, Even My Friends And Family. They Feel That There's Something Exciting About Me, But In Reality There's No Substance To It. People In Airports Just Hold On To Me Expecting Something And It Seems That I Always Come Up Empty. It's Frustrating Because I'm Trying To Please Everybody, And Ya Just Can't Do That ... At Least I Can't.