Man Is The Only Animal To Borrow

There Is No Greater Feeling Than When A Groom Turns To See His Bride And Has Tears In His Eyes Because She Is So Beautiful.

To Get A Man's Attention, Just Stand In Front Of The Tv And Don't Move. He'll Talk To You. I Promise.

Can We Take A Direct Flight Back To Reality Or Do We Have To Change Planes In Denver?

I Like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, Screw The Middle Man. Just A Tube Of Sugar... I'd Pour Two Of Those In A Big 12 Ounce Coke. And I'd Go Out To Catechism Class And Try To Concentrate On The Priest. I Saw Jesus Several Times. I Swear I Did.

Jill, We Became Parents So We Could Tell Our Kids What To Do. Otherwise We're Just The Tallest People Living Here.