I Can Speak Esperanto Like A Native.

Education Isn't Everything, For A Start It Isn't An Elephant

To Harry Secombe: I Hope You Die First As I Don't Want You Singing At My Funeral.

If I Don't Eat Soon, I'll Die Of Hunger; And If I Die, I Won't Eat Soon.

I Can Speak Esperanto Like A Native.

Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Let In The Light