I Can Speak Esperanto Like A Native.

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.

You Can Fool Some Of The People All Of The Time, And All The People Some Of The Time, Which Is Just Long Enough To Be President Of The United States.

There Is A Time To Live, A Time To Die, A Time To Laugh, And At No Time Are The Three Of Them Very Far Apart.

Is There Anything Worn Under The Kilt? No, It's All In Perfect Working Order.

I'm Irish. We Think Sideways