Human Nature Is Largely Something That Has

I Don't Plan To Grow Old Gracefully. I Plan To Have Face-lifts Until My Ears Meet.

Men Who Drink Herbal Teas Are Seldom Serial Killers.

I Worry About Las Vegas Schools. I Hear In Math, They Only Teach Them To Count To 21.

Men Are Sensitive In Strange Ways. If A Man Has Built A Fire And The Last Log Does Not Burn, He Will Take It Personally.

I Hate Learning Through Experience. Just Once I'd Like To Learn Something Because Someone Was Nice Enough To Tell Me In Advance.