Most Women Are Introspective: "am I In

I Was A Ballerina. I Had To Quit After I Injured A Groin Muscle. It Wasn't Mine.

There Are Different Kinds Of Humor, Some Is Sarcastic, Some Introspective. Introspective Fit My Personality Better.

Men Will Now Get Up And Walk With The Baby In The Middle Of The Night, Change Its Diapers, And Give It A Bottle, But In Their Heart Of Hearts They Still Think They Shouldn't Have To.

Men Are Brave Enough To Go To War, But They Are Not Brave Enough To Get A Bikini Wax.

Not One Man In A Beer Commercial Has A Beerbelly.