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A Man Will Go To War, Fight And Die For His Country. But He Won't Get A Bikini Wax.

Men Do Not Like To Admit To Even Momentary Imperfection. My Husband Forgot The Code To Turn Off The Alarm. When The Police Came, He Wouldn't Admit He'd Forgotten The Code... He Turned Himself In.

Men Love Watches With Multiple Functions. My Husband Has One That Is A Combination Address Book, Telescope And Piano.

I Admire The Pope. I Have A Lot Of Respect For Anyone Who Can Tour Without An Album.

You Know It's Love When You Want To Keep Holding Hands Even After You're Sweaty.