I Burned Sixty Calories. That Should Take

Men Who Can Eat Anything They Want And Not Gain Weight Should Do It Out Of Sight Of The Women They're Married To.

Men Are Less Sentimental Than Women. No Man Has Ever Seen The Movie The Way We Were Twice, Voluntarily.

Only Men Who Have Worn A Ski Suit Understand How Complicated It Is For A Woman To Go To The Bathroom When She's Wearing A Jumpsuit.

I Was A Vegetarian Until I Started Leaning Toward The Sunlight.

Men Have Higher Body Temperatures Than Women. If Your Heating Goes Out In Winter, I Recommend Sleeping Next To A Man. Men Are Like Portable Heaters That Snore.