My New Dress. Do You Like It?

I'm A Very Simple Person. I'm Very Shallow. Shallow, Simple, Easily Pleased: That's Me.

I Don't Plan To Grow Old Gracefully. I Plan To Have Face-lifts Until My Ears Meet.

Men Don't Live Well By Themselves. They Don't Even Live Like People. They Live Like Bears With Furniture.

An Amicable Divorce Is Like A Ventilated Condom; It Just Doesn't Work.

I Get A Lot Of Return Business. I Think It's All Those Years I Put In Traveling Around The Country; People Saw Me Before And Had A Good Time So They Want To See Me Again.