All Men Would Still Really Like To

Men Who Consistently Leave The Toilet Seat Up Secretly Want Women To Get Up To Go The Bathroom In The Middle Of The Night And Fall In.

Marrying A Divorced Man Is Ecologically Responsible; In A World Where There Are More Women Than Men, It Pays To Recycle.

Yes, I've Now Got This Nice Little Apartment In New York, One Of Those L-shaped Ones. Unfortunately, It's A Lower Case L.

My Boyfriend And I Broke Up. He Wanted To Get Married And I Didn't Want Him To.

Men Who Drink Herbal Teas Are Seldom Serial Killers.