I Just Don't Get Cats. To Me,

When I Eventually Met Mr. Right I Had No Idea That His First Name Was Always.

Eye Contact Is A Method Utilised By A Single Woman To Communicate To A Man That She Is Interested In Him. Many Women Find It Difficult To Look A Man Directly In The Eyes, Not Because Of Shyness, But Because A Woman's Eyes Are Not Located In Her Chest.

I Never Panic When I Get Lost. I Just Change Where It Is I Want To Go.

Halloween Was Confusing. All My Life My Parents Said, "never Take Candy From Strangers." And Then They Dressed Me Up And Said, "go Beg For It." I Didn't Know What To Do. I'd Knock On People's Doors And Go, "trick Or Treat."

In Hollywood A Marriage Is A Success If It Outlasts Milk.