I Just Don't Get Cats. To Me,

I Wonder If Other Dogs Think Poodles Are Members Of A Weird Religious Cult.

Why Are Women Wearing Perfumes That Smell Like Flowers To Attract Men? Men Don't Like Flowers. I Have A Great Idea For A Scent That Will Attract Men - How About "new Car Interior"?

The Time You Spend Grieving Over A Man Should Never Exceed The Amount Of Time You Actually Spent With Him

The Word 'aerobics' Came About When The Gym Instructors Got Together And Said: If We're Going To Charge $10 An Hour, We Can't Call It Jumping Up And Down.

I Don't Like When There's Too Much Conversation Because I'm Shy And It Makes Me Uncomfortable.