Why Are Women Wearing Perfumes That Smell

Most Turkeys Taste Better The Day After; My Mother's Tasted Better The Day Before.

Eye Contact Is A Method Utilised By A Single Woman To Communicate To A Man That She Is Interested In Him. Many Women Find It Difficult To Look A Man Directly In The Eyes, Not Because Of Shyness, But Because A Woman's Eyes Are Not Located In Her Chest.

Men Are Brave Enough To Go To War, But They Are Not Brave Enough To Get A Bikini Wax.

Never Take Candy From Strangers.

Be Careful Of Men Who Are Bald And Rich; The Arrogance Of "rich" Usually Cancels Out The Nice Of "bald".