Never Take Candy From Strangers.

When I Was A Kid, I Had Two Friends, And They Were Imaginary And They Would Only Play With Each Other.

Men In High Levels Of Government Seldom Surf.

Never Take Candy From Strangers.

I Don't Plan To Grow Old Gracefully. I Plan To Have Face-lifts Until My Ears Meet.

I Work For Myself, Which Is Fun. Except When I Call In Sick, I Know I'm Lying.