Men Who Listen To Classical Music Tend

Men Are Very Confident People. Even A Sixty-year-old Man With No Arms Thinks He Could Play In The Super Bowl If He Had To.

I Was A Vegetarian Until I Started Leaning Toward The Sunlight.

You Know The Oxygen Masks On Airplanes? I Don't Think There's Really Any Oxygen. I Think They're Just To Muffle The Screams.

My Father Was Never Very Friendly. When I Was Growing Up, I Thought The Doorbell Ringing Was A Signal To Pretend You Weren't Home.

My Boyfriend And I Broke Up. He Wanted To Get Married And I Didn't Want Him To.