My Father Was Never Very Friendly. When

I Can See Close Up And My Husband Can See Far Away, So We're Covered. He Tells Me Who's In The Movie And I Tell Him What's In His Sandwich. Together We're Human Bifocals.

If You Buy Your Husband Or Boyfriend A Video Camera, For The First Few Weeks He Has It, Lock The Door When You Go To The Bathroom. Most Of My Husband's Early Films End With A Scream And A Flush.

If You Like Easygoing, Monogamous Men, Stay Away From Billionaires.

I Never Panic When I Get Lost. I Just Change Where It Is I Want To Go.

Don't Try To Teach Men How To Do Anything In Public. They Can Learn In Private; In Public They Have To Know.