It Wasn't That No One Asked Me

Thirty, I Really Like You But I Still Have To See Other People.

After You've Dated Someone It Should Be Legal To Stamp Them With What's Wrong With Them So The Next Person Doesn't Have To Start From Scratch.

Men Are Self-confident Because They Grow Up Identifying With Super-heroes. Women Have Bad Self-images Because They Grow Up Identifying With Barbie.

If It's Attention You Want, Don't Get Involved With A Man During Play-off Season.

Men Don't Live Well By Themselves. They Don't Even Live Like People. They Live Like Bears With Furniture.