I Know I Want To Have Children

All Men Look At Dr. Ruth And Wonder How She Has Gained All That Sexual Experience.

We Live In Los Angeles, Where You Are Expected To Move Every Two To Four Years, So People Can See How Well Your Career Is Going.

One Of My First Office Jobs Was Cleaning The Windows On Brown Envelopes.

Never Play Peek-a-boo With A Child On A Long Plane Trip. There's No End To The Game. Finally I Grabbed Him By The Bib And Said, "look, It's Always Gonna Be Me!"

I'm Going To Start Water Skiing Someday...as Soon As I Can Separate It From Being Dragged By A Boat.