Wives Are People Who Think It's Against

I'm A Very Simple Person. I'm Very Shallow. Shallow, Simple, Easily Pleased: That's Me.

Men Don't Live Well By Themselves. They Don't Even Live Like People. They Live Like Bears With Furniture.

All Men Look At Dr. Ruth And Wonder How She Has Gained All That Sexual Experience.

Men Love Watches With Multiple Functions. My Husband Has One That Is A Combination Address Book, Telescope And Piano.

I Get So Happy When I Write A Joke. It's A Very Satisfying, Liberating Feeling.