Men Don't Mature. Marry A Younger One.

The Way A Man Looks At Himself In A Mirror Will Tell You If He Can Ever Care About Anyone Else.

Oh, My God. I've Just Told You How Old I Am. Nobody Knows How Old I Am. I'm Going To Have To Kill You Now.

Someday I Want To Be Rich. Some People Get So Rich They Lose All Respect For Humanity. That's How Rich I Want To Be.

My New Dress. Do You Like It? It's From My Favorite Designer, On Sale.

They Usually Have Two Tellers In My Local Bank, Except When It's Very Busy, When They Have One.