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I Was A Vegetarian Until I Started Leaning Toward The Sunlight.

Envy The Kangaroo. That Pouch Setup Is Extraordinary; The Baby Crawls Out Of The Womb When It Is About Two Inches Long, Gets Into The Pouch, And Proceeds To Mature. I'd Have A Baby If It Would Develop In My Handbag.

Men Who Can Eat Anything They Want And Not Gain Weight Should Do It Out Of Sight Of The Women They're Married To.

I Just Don't Get Cats. To Me, They're A Waste Of Fur.

When Four Or More Men Get Together, They Talk About Sports.