When Four Or More Men Get Together,

One Of My First Office Jobs Was Cleaning The Windows On Brown Envelopes.

Neurotics Build Castles In The Air, Psychotics Live In Them. My Mother Cleans Them.

Men Will Now Get Up And Walk With The Baby In The Middle Of The Night, Change Its Diapers, And Give It A Bottle, But In Their Heart Of Hearts They Still Think They Shouldn't Have To.

I Was Going With Someone For A Few Years, But We Broke Up. It Was One Of Those Things. He Wanted To Get Married, And I Didn't Want Him To.

Oh, My God. I've Just Told You How Old I Am. Nobody Knows How Old I Am. I'm Going To Have To Kill You Now.