When Four Or More Men Get Together,

Cats Are A Waste Of Fur.

I Admire The Pope. I Have A Lot Of Respect For Anyone Who Can Tour Without An Album.

We've Begun To Long For The Pitter-patter Of Little Feet - So We Bought A Dog. Well, It's Cheaper, And You Get More Feet.

When A Woman Tries On Clothing From Her Closet That Feels Tight, She Will Assume She Has Gained Weight. When A Man Tries Something From His Closet That Feels Tight, He Will Assume The Clothing Has Shrunk.

Thirty, I Really Like You But I Still Have To See Other People.