Cats Are A Waste Of Fur.

If You Like Easygoing, Monogamous Men, Stay Away From Billionaires.

Men Will Now Get Up And Walk With The Baby In The Middle Of The Night, Change Its Diapers, And Give It A Bottle, But In Their Heart Of Hearts They Still Think They Shouldn't Have To.

The Closest I Ever Came To A Menage-a-trois Was When I Dated A Schizophrenic.

Men Who Consistently Leave The Toilet Seat Up Secretly Want Women To Get Up To Go The Bathroom In The Middle Of The Night And Fall In.

Individuality In Dressing Is Not Important To Men. If They All Look Alike It Means They Haven't Made A Mistake.