Cats Are A Waste Of Fur.

Men Like Cars, Women Like Clothes. Women Only Like Cars Because They Take Them To Clothes.

I Read Recipes The Same Way I Read Science Fiction. I Get To The End And Say To Myself "well, That's Not Going To Happen

Men Do Cry, But Only When Assembling Furniture.

When I Want To End A Relationship I Just Say, 'you Know, I Love You. I Want To Marry You. I Want To Have Your Children.' Sometimes They Leave Skid Marks.

Men Don't Get Cellulite. God Might Just Be A Man.