Cats Are A Waste Of Fur.

Natural Childbirth Scares Me. I Think Before You Have Natural Childbirth You Should Find Out How Big The Baby Is. Three Pounds -- Natural Childbirth. Anything Over Three Pounds -- Heroin.

I Knew So Little About Money I Used To Sign My Check, "love, Rita."

I Just Love Dogs, And There Really Is No Better Companion Than An Animal.

All Men Look Nerdy In Black Socks And Sandals.

My Cousin Just Got Married For The Totally Wrong Reasons. She Married A Man For Money. She Wasn't Real Subtle About It. Instead Of Calling Him Her Fiancé, She Kept Calling Him Her Financee.