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A Man Always Mistakes A Woman's Clinging Devotion For Weakness, Until He Discovers That It Requires The Strength Of Samson, The Patience Of Job, And The Finesse Of Solomon To Untwine It.

Matrimony Is The Price Of Love -- Divorce, The Rebate.

No Girl Who Is Going To Marry Need Bother To Win A College Degree; She Just Naturally Becomes A "master Of Arts" And A "doctor Of Philosophy" After Catering To An Ordinary Man For A Few Years.

When Two People Decide To Get A Divorce, It Isn't A Sign That They 'don't Understand' One Another, But A Sign That They Have, At Last, Begun To.

There Are Only Two Kinds Of Men; The Dead And The Deadly.