Some Widowers Are Bereaved -- Others, Relieved.

Before Marriage, A Man Will Lie Awake Thinking About Something You Said; After Marriage , He'll Fall Asleep Before You Finish Saying It.

Many Men Kill Themselves For Love, But Many More Women Die Of It

It Is Easier To Keep Half A Dozen Lovers Guessing Than To Keep One Lover After He Has Stopped Guessing.

There Are Only Two Kinds Of Men; The Dead And The Deadly.

Matrimony Is The Price Of Love -- Divorce, The Rebate.