Nowadays Love Is A Matter Of Chance,

Wedding: The Point At Which A Man Stops Toasting A Woman And Begins Roasting Her.

There Are Only Two Kinds Of Men; The Dead And The Deadly.

Some Widowers Are Bereaved -- Others, Relieved.

Soft, Sweet Things With A Lot Of Fancy Dressing - That's What A Little Boy Loves To Eat And A Grown Man Prefers To Marry.

A Man Is Like A Cat; Chase Him And He Will Run - Sit Still And Ignore Him And He'll Come Purring At Your Feet.