Marriage Is Like Twirling A Baton, Turning

A Man Can Become So Accustomed To The Thought Of His Own Faults That He Will Begin To Cherish Them As Charming Little 'personal Characteristics.'

A Bachelor Never Quite Gets Over The Idea That He Is A Thing Of Beauty And A Boy Forever.

Love: Woman's Eternal Spring And Man's Eternal Fall.

There Are More Ways Of Killing A Man's Love Than By Strangling It To Death, But That's The Usual Way.

Love Is Woman's Eternal Spring And Man's Eternal Fall. It Is A Game At Which Men Must Play Against Stacked Cards, And Without The Slightest Inkling Of The Trump.